DEPTFORD MARKET – MEN WITH VEN

DEPTFORD MARKET – MEN WITH VEN


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Written by Barratt, Clift, Marsh

Directed by David Barratt
2nd Camera : Liza Stubbs
VideoFX : Nick Wilty
Nan Vocals: Izzy Morris

The shopping destination for the discerning customer….

We’re going Deptford Market
You ain’t seen nothing like it
Leave the van
Theres nowhere left to park it
They’re rolling out the carpet
So come and fill your basket
Bring your nan
We’re going Deptford Market

Car parts, Chicken hearts
Golf clubs and lightweight darts
Mobile phones, dinosaur bones
A duffle coat and some Ice cream cones

A pound of greens, An ounce of hash
A cock, a balaclava and some bangers and mash
For your gran – a bottle of sherry
And four moody tickets to Glastonbury

A cricket bat, a burmese cat
Rolex watches and a cowboy hat
Furry handcuffs, bunting, shrubs
Henry Cooper’s boxing gloves

We’re going Deptford Market
You ain’t seen nothing like it
Leave the van
Theres nowhere left to park it
They’re rolling out the carpet
So come and fill your basket
Bring your nan
We’re going Deptford Market

A plasma telly, a balsa wood glider
Particles from The Hadron Collider
Dirty pictures of Taylor Swift
In congress with Billy Clift

Baked beans, fruit machines
A brand new reconditioned M16
Mangos and pears and nanny goats
Slightly used ten pound notes

Prayer rugs and Royal Wedding Mugs
A lovely pair of Toby Jugs
Tiddlywinks and cava, full strength lager
A jar of piccalilli and shoes by Prada

We’re going Deptford Market
You ain’t seen nothing like it
Leave the van
Theres nowhere left to park it
They’re rolling out the carpet
So come and fill your basket
Bring your nan
We’re going Deptford Market

Zip drives, Stanley knives
DVD’s of Dave’s ex-wives
Rubber ducks, pork chops, Dental floss
All kinds of chrimatistikos
Lexapro, Diazepam
Klonopin, Ativan
Frigidare, a dancing bear
A pair of Carl’s old underwear
Culture
In a petri dish
Funny looking frozen one pound fish
Sugar puffs and wing nuts,
Fisticuff and haircuts
Come pick up a bargain
Down here!

We’re going Deptford Market
You ain’t seen nothing like it
Leave the van
Theres nowhere left to park it
They’re rolling out the carpet
So come and fill your basket
Bring your nan
We’re going Deptford Market

We’re all going mental
We’re all going mental
(Just so you know, we’re Men With Ven)
We’re all going mental
We’re going Deptford Market

…. Westfield my hairy arse